There have been many rumblings and rumors around campus that this website is an elaborate April Fool’s joke. Unfortunately for you current and future SA members, that is not the case.

GW students are just not happy with the way SA has been conducting itself, and this discontent has lasted over a decade now. It’s clear that the structure and petty conduct of the SA is the root of the problem. The inaction, politics, and general uselessness embodied the SA this year, like nearly every other year, and it’s probably going to happen again next year.

Also, you may be wondering who are that made this website? We don’t believe our identities are important. We are not members of the SA, and we do not want to become “celebrities” or famous because of our activism. Abolishing the SA should be a discourse among all students, and remaining anonymous allows the movement to focus on the issues at hand and not on a few people.

If you aren’t happy with the SA, we urge you to sign the petition. Don’t get intimidated by the fancy language and references to the SA Constitution; we needed to add that information to make it crystal clear what our intent was.